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our-hotwife-journey-4-2: I love my hotwife. I told J I wanted a g-string tan line last night. Today, she made damn sure it happened. My beautiful wife laid out, put on a show for me, my coworkers, and the neighbors so long that she burnt the shit out
gibby666: Princess had her buddy over again early this morning (7/30) while I was at work. Some hot shit went down! Still waiting on him to come back to tag team her. Kinda looking like that won’t happen today. And of course we had amazing sex when
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Um…I’m playing a “cracked out Harajuku mad scientist” for @Penthouse today. Hmm. Some crazy shit is about to happen to my hair apparently…..
euphorrric: hi whats up i’m back to remind you to love your bodies today (and every other day) p.s sorry about the shit quality of the pic on the right, idk what happened w my cam there
slutgurl13: daddyssissiesfordestruction: Today’s theme… Disobedient sissies. This is what happens when sissies get together and they aren’t caged. Give a sissy an afternoon uncaged and their training goes to shit. snack time
so tumblr i’ve never shared my follow number before but today this happened and i know i don’t thank you guys enough for following me and looking at my work and putting up with my red pants and shit but i just want you to know i love every
sellyourseconds: booooost: shitmrassay: congalineofdurin: everybody-calmdown: congalineofdurin: had to shut a bitch down today And that’s how public shootings and school shootings and shit like that happen. I’m not saying that this dude is
daddyssissiesfordestruction:Today’s theme… Disobedient sissies. This is what happens when sissies get together and they aren’t caged. Give a sissy an afternoon uncaged and their training goes to shit.
daddyssissiesfordestruction: Today’s theme… Disobedient sissies. This is what happens when sissies get together and they aren’t caged. Give a sissy an afternoon uncaged and their training goes to shit.
fuckyeahtattoos: the dreamcatcher is my tattoo. it represents what a dreamcatcher is meant to do. watch over and catch the evil. it symbolizes all the times shits happen but overcome it and now im the person i am today, loving life. i got it on my back
It’s a fucking terrible thing that should be taken seriously. Something that is harmful and disgusting.It’s also something people are constantly called online. Time and time again, artists have been the victim of people who disagree with them
tfw back from coxcon and everything seems shitty now, I can’t seem to have fun today.plus that whole “are traps gay” shit that happened at coxcon is really fucking dumb and the “logical right men” are arriving in full force to explain super
kerokamina: so this shit happened today. was a minor inconveiniance (it’s apparently happening on 360 too)
sfmreddoe: Kasumi and Mila taking a nap, after a hard workout.High-Res (1920x1080)And as a little bonus today, a behind the scenes image. This shit happens, everytime you create some extremer poses and bend arms or legs way to much. Its also a nice befor
thexfiles: today some kid in my history class said “wasn’t the gay rights movement festering before the 1960s” and my history teacher was like “…that’s probably not the right word to use” and this kid turned around and said “sorry katie”
sovietdoctor: Today I had to call a nuclear strike on my own capital twice to prevent enemies from capturing it. This is getting serious. To sum up Civ V in two words: “Shit happens.”
I will not accept someone coming in and taking work for granted. I didn’t when I 1st started. I wont now. that should never happen. you gave me a horse shit excuse yesterday and a horse shit excuse today! this is my money youre playing w/ here!
Also important things that happened today with the US General Election:
goldleaf-neonsigns: about the earthquake in nepal(it happened today, april 25, and was measured at 7.8 on the richter scale in case you haven’t heard — which is likely, since i have seen exactly 0 posts on my dash about it)just after i heard about
goblin-juice: Seriously though, me and @hollieroseblog made some cool shit happen today. 💅🏻
I changed a lot. When I was little, I never thought I'd be the person that I am today. But shit happens and all I gotta say is, expect the unexpected.
FANCY SCHMANCY.: What happened today is extremely sad and messed up. But once again I...
salon: 1. What’s happening, as we speak, in the Dominican Republic and Haiti.Beginning today, the Dominican Republic is planning to deport more than 100,000 people to Haiti. These people were born in the Dominican Republic, and are being asked to leave
pussy-and-pizzza-x: I can’t scroll through tumblr to see booty, funny shit and be thirsty because my heart breaks a little more each day with more and more shit that happens to my people …… My problem exactly today, I just wanna see some tiddymeat
sandandglass: Jon Stewart on the Charleston shooting:I didn’t do my job today. I’ve got nothing for you in terms of jokes and sounds because of what happened in South Carolina. And maybe if I wasn’t nearing the end of the run or this wasn’t such
xo-living: 2damnfeisty: tribecalledx: mexiqueenn: dipsetanthem: popculturediedin2009: Ten years ago today, this happened. Kanye is the definition of not given a fuck The look on their faces😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 Still don’t fuck w him.
malaspulgas: what happened in france is horrible, depressing, and not acceptable at all. but it is situations like this that are EXACTLY what happen every single day in syria, iraq, and other war-torn areas. a similar attack happened today in beirut,
huffingtonpost: Did these instances of racism happen today or fifty years ago?
jessehimself: Ever wondered what happens when an oil pipeline bursts underwater?This footage of a oil spill in Moscow that caught on fire last week will give you an unforgettable picture.Share the video today if you want to say no to new pipelines being
officialtomselleck: weirdrussians: It’s a pine fall day today in Russia. Things just happen in Russia in a unique way that I’m not sure can ever be explained. Like how a fucking meteor landed in the middle of the Russian wilderness and resulted in
vnveiled: cumgetmeoff: sun. holy shit what is happening today why is everyone so beautiful
bestscatdotcom: I am being lead into my Mistress special toilet room for when she wants to deposit shit into me. This happens every time and today she has diarrhea. First, she deposited me my favorite liquid piss and then she turn around to shit into
nwhotwife: Why am I so GOD DAMN distracted by myself….. 😂😂😂 I was supposed to be a good girl and log off and get my shit together today…. Then I got dressed…. Then this happened….
Today in “Holy shit what the fuck is happening?!?!”
i just really wish today never happened. i wish i could have kept my shit together. i had no reason. no fucking reason for crying and i couldn’t stop for almost 4 hours today. what the fuck went wrong (other than me). i don’t know. i had a
Today was the exact opposite of yesterday. Nothing went as planned. And I’ve already discussed some of what happened. This post is very all over the place. After dinner, I went out of my bedroom to spend time with my family. They wanted to talk a
tiesaretedious: hoLY SHIT SO TODAY IN CLASS THE WEIRDEST FUCKING SHIT HAPPENED a bee got into my class and everyone was freaking out, so all of a sudden, this kid goes “I GOT IT” and he fucking pulls out a RUBBER FUCKING BAND AND SHOOTS IT THE FUCK
missellaandrews: Being induced exactly 14 days from today. Shit is getting real. Here’s a selfie of me semi put together, since that won’t happen again for a while, I opted for make up today.
jaybyrd429: sexampling: ricinberg: bye THIS SHIT HAPPENED TO ME TODAY I FUCKING HATE THAT GODDAMN MATHLAB YOU SHOULD NOT TRUST ME AND A COMPUTER AND MATH WORK LOL
cariosus: this is the best thing to happen to me today
torture: if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today
respektvoll: altclone: i remember 2014 like it was yesterday. you can only reblog this today, this will never happen in your life again
schnapsliebe: if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today
churchofmeredithgrey: “Stop for a second, enjoy the beauty, feel the magic, drink it in because it won’t last forever. The romance will fade, things will happen, people will change, love will die. But maybe not today.” — Meredith Grey
i wanna talk about what happened, but too many people follow me that i know irl and i don’t wanna deal with the ‘backlash’. or people asking questions. or him trying to talk to me once it gets back to him that i’ve let the
today was the shittiest day of the year by far. you know that feeeeling you get when you’re like “shit i am so fucked” yeah that shit happened a lot today and then the feeling you get after your life gets thrown apart that shit’s
vardaesque: tiesaretedious: hoLY SHIT SO TODAY IN CLASS THE WEIRDEST FUCKING SHIT HAPPENED a bee got into my class and everyone was freaking out, so all of a sudden, this kid goes “I GOT IT” and he fucking pulls out a RUBBER FUCKING BAND AND SHOOTS
cocochampange: Some fucked up shit happened last night… Look forward to a storytime. But yah I hate boys 🙃 I’ll try and post later today but I’ll probably be afk today 💞
abitchlikethis: Before I go party, I would like to post this for everyone. I FUCKING MET JARED PADALECKI IN ROCKEFELLER PLAZA TODAY :3 :3 :3 :3
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Last night was insane a lot of weird shit happened and none of us slept and I had 3 solid bangs today one of which immediately preceded a 9am final. He likes me, he reaaaally likes me but I think we’re at a good spot. I like him he makes me laugh
so is a nepeta relevant upd8 supposed to happen today, is jasprose gonna ask jane to revive her body, if this happens i will give a shit again LOL
gord0n: Feel like shit about myself today so I might as well post a selfie. Ps…. I’m not wearing any pants in this photo. :O
Me & c-stockwell already live together (cramped in his dad’s house). BUT today we receive our keys to our OWN 2 bedroom apartment. To be 21 living in your own Vegas apartment is so refreshing. I feel so accomplished. We made shit happen baby
rachelbae541: rachelbae541: So this happened today, me and my older cousin You guys love this so I’m gonna reblog it Real pussy eating, the shit I live for